One day, NuomiTuan sent me an email saying she’d visited an RP café with friends like Enatsu and JiNai(寄乃).
I’d never heard of it before and had no clue what it was. She explained that an RP venue is when players decorate their houses as themed shops and focus on roleplaying. Apparently, it’s super fun.
https://ffxivvenues.com/
Please note: Certain RP establishments may include mature themes.
So I started daydreaming about visiting one myself. But between leveling, Frontline PvP, and grinding for housing materials, that idea got pushed to the back of my mind.
Then one day, I ran completely broke—couldn’t even afford a single dye—and heard you could earn gil by working at RP venues. That’s when the idea flared up again.
By chance, I ran into my mentor while passing through Limsa Lominsa. I asked her, "What’s an RP venue even like? Any good ones you’d recommend?" Instead of just telling me, she straight-up took me there and said, "My treat."
My mentor’s kind of a legend. Luna Senpai once told me, "Your mentor’s cracked—she’s mastered every piece of content in this game." And sure enough, when we got to the place, the owner talked to her like they were old friends. Meanwhile, I just stood there shaking behind her, too nervous to speak.
"All staff, front and center!"* She basically booked out the entire crew, then turned to me: "Pick a room." (That should be one of the FC rooms)
Inside, one of the clerks walked behind the counter, eagerly gave me a coffee and dessert, and explained some mini-games on a list. I picked "sentence-building"—we took turns adding one word to a phrase based on /random rolls. If your addition made it grammatically weird or nonsensical, you’d fail and get punished with truth or dare.
Later, my mentor dragged me to the markets to lecture me on "Eorzean Economics 101" and better ways to make gil. "You don’t have to work at RP venue," she said. But I thought it was fun! The staff had this unspoken teamwork—if someone got flustered, another would step in to help, just like a well-coordinated raid.
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Right before leaving, I looked at my mentor (who was sprawled on the floor pretending to be dead) and said, "I’ve learned so much today.(我悟到了很多。)"
Her response? "You’ve learned jack squat!(你悟到个锤子)"